William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One

How Can You Look At The Texas Legislature And Still Believe In Intelligent Design?

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

I Believe That Voices Like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader Should Be Heard. They Don't Have To Be President. Give 'em A Chance.