William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

The Ten Commandments Being Taken Out Of The Public Schools. I Want Them Back.

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.