William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One

I Suffer From The Curse Of Being Multi-talented. There's No Doubt About It. Politics And Literature Have Gotten In The Way Of Songwriting.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.