I Don't Apologize To People Who Try

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.