I Don't Apologize To People Who Try

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

Whether Your Destination Is Heaven Or Hell, You Always Have To Change Planes In Dallas.