I Don't Apologize To People Who Try

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

When You Record Something, You Never Know Who's Going To Hear It.

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.

I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too Old For Women To Care.