I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

If Raymond Chandler Came From The South, His Name Would Be Ace Atkins.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.