I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

These Days, There Are Many People Around The World Who Listen To The Songs That Made Me Infamous And Read The Books That Made Me Respectable.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

I've Achieved Many Of My Dreams, And I Want To See That Some Others Get A Chance To, Especially Younger Texans.

There Are More Inspirational People In Music Than There Are In Politics.