We've Had To Be Creative To Get

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.