The First Thing I'll Do If Elected

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

He Looked A Shade Too Healthy And Nobody Likes That. Particularly In New York.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.