If You're Going To Be An Artist,

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

The Main Health Hazard In The World Today Is People Who Don't Love Themselves.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.