How Can You Look At The Texas

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.