Beauty Is In The Eye Of The

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

You Struggle With Your Demons And You Conquer Them.

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.