I Was So High, I Needed A

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

The Distance Between The Limousine And The Gutter Is A Short One.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.