Young People Are The Key To This

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.