What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans?

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

These Days, There Are Many People Around The World Who Listen To The Songs That Made Me Infamous And Read The Books That Made Me Respectable.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!