I See An Issue I Like, And

Seventeen Publishers Rejected The Manuscript, At Which Time We Knew We Had Something Pretty Hot.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

If You Elect Me The First Jewish Justice Of The Peace, I'll Reduce The Speed Limits To 54.95!

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.