I See An Issue I Like, And

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

We've Got To Clear Some Of The Room Out Of The Prisons So We Can Put The Bad Guys In There, Like The Pedophiles And The Politicians.