I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.

There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And Non-fiction And I Think I Snorted It Somewhere In 1979