Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.

I Don't Feel Bad About Losing.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.