I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

Seventeen Publishers Rejected The Manuscript, At Which Time We Knew We Had Something Pretty Hot.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.