Language Always Gives You Away.

Do You Remember Barbara Bush? I Call Her The Silver Douchebag.

If God Created Everything, He's Got A Serious Quality Control Problem.

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

Even In A Fake Democracy, People Ought To Get What They Want Once In A While.

If Helen Keller Had Psychic Ability, Would You Say She Had A Fourth Sense? What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?