If God Created Everything, He's Got A

You Become 21, You Turn 30, Then You're Pushing 40. Whoa! Put On The Brakes, It's All Slipping Away. Before You Know It, You Reach 50 And Your Dreams Are Gone.

Religion Is Sort Of Like A Lift In Your Shoes. If It Makes You Feel Better, Fine. Just Don't Ask Me To Wear Your Shoes.

The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.