We Are A Nation Of Sheep, And

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.

I Was Looking In The Mirror The Other Day And I Realized I Haven't Changed Much Since I Was In My Twenties. The Only Difference Is I Look A Whole Lot Older Now.

If You Vote And You Elect Dishonest, Incompetent People Into Office Who Screw Everything Up, You Are Responsible For What They Have Done. You Caused The Problem; You Voted Them In; You Have No Right To Complain

I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.