If God Had Intended Us Not To

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.

I Often Wonder How Different The World Would Be If Hitler Had Not Been Turned Down When He Applied To Art School.

I Love It In A Movie When They Throw A Guy Off A Cliff. I Love It Even When It's Not A Movie. No, Especially When It's Not A Movie.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.