I'll Bet There Aren't Too Many People

How Come When It’s Us, It’s An Abortion, And When It’s A Chicken, It’s An Omelette?

Tits Always Look Better In A Pink Sweater.

The Person Who Is Most A Part Of Me Is The Performer, Is The Standup, The Guy Who Says, "hey Look At Me, Listen To This!" I Do That Because That's What I Do, I Love Doing It.

People Get All Upset About Torture, But When You Get Right Down To It, It's Really A Pretty Good Way Of Finding Out Something A Person Doesn't Want You To Know.

If We Could Just Find Out Who's In Charge, We Could Kill Him.