He Is Dead Now, But He Meant

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.

The Owner Of A Florida Massage Parlor Has Been Arrested By Police. "there Weren't Any Serious Violations," Said The Officers, "she Just Rubbed Us The Wrong Way."

For A While, I Thought Of Myself As An Atheist Until I Realized It Was A Belief, Too. It's A Shame Everything Has To Have A Label.

I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.

I Was Trying To Get Out Of The Night Clubs And Was Thinking Maybe I'll Go To The Colleges Now; That's Where You Can Speak Your Mind.