Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For

People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.

We Now Buy Watches Primarily For Their Looks, Price, Or Additional Functions. The Fact That They Tell Time Seems Lost.

You Know Why We're Good At It? Because We Get A Lot Of Practice. This Country Is Only 200 Years Old, And Already We've Had Ten Major Wars. We Average A Major War Every Twenty Years. So We're Good At It!

How Can He Be Perfect? Everything He Ever Makes...dies.