How Can He Be Perfect? Everything He

I Don't Get All Choked Up About Yellow Ribbons And American Flags. I See Them As Symbols, And I Leave Them To The Symbol-minded.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

In Terms Of Coke, The Only Money I Ever Thought About Was That Dollar Bill I Had Stuck Up My Nose.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.