The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind

Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is, And Realize Half Of Them Are Stupider Than That.

The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.

I Was Trying To Get Out Of The Night Clubs And Was Thinking Maybe I'll Go To The Colleges Now; That's Where You Can Speak Your Mind.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

I Think Everyone Should Treat One Another In A Christian Manner. I Will Not, However, Be Responsible For The Consequences.