The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind

I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money. Interests Are Quite Free.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

I'm Not A Person Who Thinks They Can Have It All, But I Certainly Feel That With A Bit Of Effort And Guile I Should Be Able To Have More Than My Fair Share.

It's Never Just A Game When You're Winning.