I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I

And Off We Go, Out Onto The Highway Looking For A Little Fun. Perhaps A Flatbed Truck Loaded With Human Cadavers Will Explode In Front Of A Star Trek Reunion. One Can Only Dream And Hope.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

I Think I Am, Therefore, I Am... I Think.