Do You Remember Barbara Bush? I Call

Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A Disappointed Idealist.

What Hair Color Do They Put On The Driver's Licenses Of Bald Men?

I'm Not Collegial, I Don't Hang Out. I'm Soloist, I Like My Solitude, I Don't Really Hang Around With Comedians.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.

I Don't Like To Think Of Laws As Rules You Have To Follow, But More As Suggestions.