To Me The Cynics Are The Ones

What I Hated Most Was Seeing Those Priests And Brothers Getting So Much Pleasure Out Of Inflicting Pain. I Wondered What Was Wrong With Them.

Every Day I Break My Own Personal Record For Number Of Days I Have Been Alive.

The Sicker You Get, The Harder It Is To Remember If You Took Your Medicine.

What I Became A Comedian For Was To Get My Art Out. To Get Some Of These Feelings And Things I Had On My Chest Out. I Don't Care If People Believe Them, Listen To Them, Change Their Ways, Or Think, Or Any Of That Kind Of Crap. I'm Interested In Showing Off. I'm The Same Kid From Sixth Grade Who Stood Up And Said "watch This."

I Think It Keeps The Child Alive In Me. There's A Thrill When You Steal Something In Plain View Of Other People.