Life Is A Zero Sum Game.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only Ambition Is To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.

Thall Shall Keep Thy Religion To Thy Selves.

The Phrase Surgical Strike Might Be More Acceptable If It Were Common Practice To Perform Surgery With High Explosives.

I Believe My First Duty Is To Survive. And I'm Not Just Talking About Criminals Coming Into My Home. I Once Seriously Considered Getting A Gun To Protect Myself From The Police. If I Need A Weapon To Continue Living, I'll Get One. And I'll Use It.