Life Is A Zero Sum Game.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

Just Think, Right Now As You Read This, Some Guy Somewhere Is Gettin' Ready To Hang Himself.

I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth The Ritual.

Weather Tonight: Dark. Turning Partly Light By Morning.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.