There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.

If You Love Someone Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire.

I Suspect There Really Was More To My Accident Than Bad Luck. I Think It Was God's Way Of Punishing My Nose.

There's This Man Who Lives In The Sky, And He Has Ten Things He Doesn't Want You To Do, And You'll Burn For A Long Time If You Do Them. But He Loves You.