Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages?

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?

Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He Thought He Was A Painter.

In America, Anyone Can Become President. That's The Problem.

Like On The Airlines, They Say They Want To 'pre-board'. Well, What The Hell Is 'pre Board'? What Does That Mean? To Get On Before You Get On?