I Don't Own A Camera, So I

Nothing You See On The Internet Is Mine Unless It Comes From One Of My Albums, Books, Hbo Specials, Or Appeared On My Website.

I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed.

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

Never Underestimate The Role Pretension Plays When It Comes To Creating Euphemistic Language.

Everybody In America Is A Part Of This Big Herd Of Cattle Being Led To The Marketplace, Not To Be Sold, Which Is Usual With Cattle, But To Do The Buying. And Everyone Is Branded.