It's Harder To Be Funny From The

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

I Gravitated Toward Being A Funny Guy. I Liked The Radio Comedians. I Lived In The Golden Age Of Radio, And The Golden Age Of Television Came Along When I Was Still In My Early Teens.

Eventually, Alas, I Realized The Main Purpose Of Buying Cocaine Is To Run Out Of It.

Every Person You Look At, You Can See The Universe In Their Eyes, If You're Really Looking

I Often Wonder How Different The World Would Be If Hitler Had Not Been Turned Down When He Applied To Art School.