I've Put On A Lot Of Weight...

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.