If I Can Make People Smile, Then

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.