Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.