Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.