Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.