There Are Three Signs Of Old Age:

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.