Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.