I Consider The Television Set As The

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.