I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap