Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.