Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

When Anyone Hurts Us, My Wife And I Sit In Our Japanese Sand Garden And Drink Iced Tea. There Are Five Stone In The Garden - For Sky, Wind, Fire, Water, And Earth. We Sit And Think Of Five Of The Nicest Things We Can About The Person Who Hurt Us. If He Hurts Us A Second Time, We Do The Same Thing. The Third Time, We Light A Candle, And He Is, For Us, Dead.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.