Exercise? I Get It On The Golf

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '