I'm Nuts And I Know It. But

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

A Fellow Told Me He Was Going To Hang-glider School. He Said, 'i've Been Going For Three Months. ' I Said, 'how Many Successful Jumps Do You Need To Make Before You Graduate?' He Said, 'all Of Them. '

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.