I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

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Exercise? I Get It On The Golf Course. When I See My Friends Collapse, I Run For The Paramedics.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.