You Know, Last Night It Was So

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

You Know, Last Night It Was So Cold That My Pillow And My Sheets Fought To See Who Got Under The Blankets First.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.