No Matter What Your Heartache May Be,

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

Wouldn't It Be A Pity If Someone Said That Is A Prayer And That Would Be Eliminated From Schools, Too?

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.