No Matter What Your Heartache May Be,

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off