I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

Live By This Credo: Have A Little Laugh At Life And Look Around You For Happiness Instead Of Sadness. Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.