I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All,

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.