I Only Come To Life When There

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.