I Only Come To Life When There

My Doctor Said I Look Like A Million Dollars - Green And Wrinkled.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

I Personally Believe That Each Of Us Was Put Here For A Purpose -- To Build Not To Destroy. If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Heard About The Young Deaf Boy Who Used Sign Language-one Day He Told His Mother A Dirty Joke And She Washed His Hands Out With Soap

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.