I Only Come To Life When There

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.