Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For

I Won't Mind Dying If I Can Tell St. Peter A Joke He Hasn't Heard.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

I'm Nuts And I Know It. But So Long As I Make 'em Laugh, They Ain't Going To Lock Me Up.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.