Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

I Only Come To Life When There Are People Watching.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.