Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.