In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And

There's Only Two Things You Can Start Without A Plan: A Riot And A Family, For Everything Else You Need A Plan.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.